It would make a hell of a salad dressing tbh

I wrote some very angry and very murderous things that I don’t want to hit “publish” on. So instead here are some cute animals.

Seriously. That sounds like a salad dressing recipe. I can’t wrap my head around the combination of stupidity and hubris that would cause you to believe that you, a random person untrained in medicine, have discovered a cure for meningitis, autism, etc.

FUCK these people and let’s let them lie in bed dying of meningitis and see if they refuse fucking medical care. Reminds me of my religious zealot cousin who refused to get prenatal care and insisted on a half-assed home birth but quickly raced her ass to the hospital when the baby wasn’t breathing and needed a…

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

And when hanging out with Kate, I’d like to *gently* point out that she really needs to stop it with the eyeliner all around her eyes, it’s dated and it ages her and she just refuses to change that even slightly. I suspect the silly cow had that shit tattooed on but it doesn’t appear to even be fading. I wish someone…

Forget being their child- I want that coat. I could totally rock that coat!

I just love them. I hope they have a big fat healthy baby that I can obsess over too.

“That is not a good thing” by Martha.

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

I don’t want to spoil anyone, but this segmant had me laughing so hard my chest hurt afterwards.

There is no point in trying to suss meaning from Trump’s words. He doesn’t believe them, so why should you? All we have to go by are his actions. He runs businesses that consistently refuse to pay their bills. He rents out his name to whatever terrible product wants it. He has driven numerous businesses to bankruptcy.…

That is legit the way I read this headline.

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

And also, the government is not a business and should not be run as such. Consider the implications of the “savings” generated by using a different water source for Flint, Michigan...

This was arguably one of his best episodes he’s done, and it’s a shame to say that because spending this much time on an asshole like Drumpf is akin to putting your hand in a meat slicer.

#TeamMinogue. Also, if you ever get the chance to see her live, do it. Her voice is so much more substantial than recordings.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.