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This is why I love Sandra Bullock. The same year she won the Oscar, she won a Razzie the evening before for that weird stalker movie she made with Bradley Cooper, I think. Not only did she show up to accept the Razzie, she showed up with one of those little wagons for kids piled up with copies of the movie for

Every time this topic comes up all I can think about is how effing great Dornan was in “The Fall,” and I can’t figure out why he let himself participate in this.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

Gigi’s boobs are actually more boring than Gigi herself.

saw someone commented on gawker yesterday to the similar tune of:

The GOP primary has come down to two, frightening factions. The Corpo-fascists (Trump, Rubio) and the Christo-fascists (Cruz, mainly, but Huckabee, Santorum, etc. were in the same camp).

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

L. Gaga’s great in her own way - yet everything in her orbit seems 100% about L. Gaga.

Whereas Lorde oft seems all gentle & powerfully empathetic/awesome.

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

Some married guy told me he wrote in a song that he thinks him and I might have sex, the words out of my mouth would be, “are you fucking on drugs? Or are you just wicked fucking dumb.”

I don’t even have a kid to thank for my lopsided boobs. These are ALLLL genetics, baby.

Should've been "mimosa" obviously

Yeah he looks like Zoolander but let’s not ignore the bigger issue here. Who names an orange tabby Mojito?

It reminds me of this, except Diana is crying on the inside.

On behalf of all moms who have had their kids lose their shit in public: Fuck you Life & Style, you are the worst. And props to Charlize to not handing her kid off to a nanny when he’s losing it.

Are you trying to tell me that Kim and Kanye sleep in the same room when they travel? And that their kids are in the same room, too? I CALL BULLSHIT.

Hi wife had to be a virgin. Hard to find one over age 20!

I never realized that Diana was that young when Charles proposed. At that time he was 33. Anybody else find this a tad on the icky side?