deerlady83
deerlady83
deerlady83

If they really want to do a profile piece on “forgotten Americans,”maybe they could, I don’t know, go down to the Res and do some interviews there. Or any of the countless other nonwhite groups out there that we (wypipo) in America would very much like to pretend don’t exist anymore, because thinking about all the

I am 10000% here for this Azealia, Musk, Grimes drama. Messy as hell, all of them.

Etched in the crystal section of my memory is a moment forty three fucking years ago* when I was visiting my mother in Palo Alto CA. The purpose of the visit was for her to get to know her first grandchild at age 5 months. We were out at lunch, and Baby wanted to eat as well. I excused myself and rushed to the Ladies

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells

My “favorite” are the guys who complain about women breastfeeding in church. My man, if a woman feeding her child drives you to such distraction then you should do as the good lord says and gouge your own fucking eyes out (Matthew 5:29-30, for those interested). Too extreme? Then just mind your own damn business.

Aww, poor Phyllis! I hope she becomes a couch cat soon.

She says thank you and that she’s sure you also have a charming face (sorry, any excuse to post pictures of my cat!).

That scar’s a warning that she’s the baddest kitty on the block, man.

The white face and half-black nose is a very interesting combo.

Awwwww, he reminds me of my cat

OMG AWWWWWW

She’s charming! I love her faaaaace.

Junior is doesn’t have any scars, but he did have radiation due to a large growth in his thyroid. It cost a lot of money, and we had to store 2 weeks of radioactive waste and litter on my deck for 80 days, but it was worth it.

It does.  Signed, the owner of a similarly defective wiener dog.

My dorky-ass cat has no balance. A day after we brought her home from the shelter, she fell off the washing machine and gave herself a concussion — I mean a serious one, stumbling around in a daze and screaming and tiptoeing strangely back and forth like a drunk trying to dance. It was surreal, and we freaked out and

My pussy is gorgeous.

My darling Remi had to nearly all of his teeth removed after adoption due to an autoimmune disease that caused his mouth to reject his teeth. Now he’s our soft-mouthed, three-fanged lil mouse killer and the sweetest boy on the block.

My girl has a crooked mouth. The shelter that we adopted her from found her with injuries to her face, including a broken jaw and necrotic tissue in her mouth. They did surgery and fixed her up as best they could but her little mouf will never be quite right. I think it just adds to her outrageous cuteness.

This idea that these rich people are just philanthropic volunteers has got to go.

He has been noticeably worse since being elected, and I believe the decline is accelerating. In any other president, this behavior would have led to invoking the 25th Amendment by now, but not with this Cabinet of co-conspirators.