“Guard Matt Slauson retired.”

No one made you click on the link. There’s room on the site for sports and cats.

“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

So hard to choose who I want the other 2 to be. Several outstanding candidates...

They just keep popping up everywhere...

Beautiful, well executed comment. You had me to the last sentence.

A couple of months ago I dropped by a new brewery in Charlotte called the Armored Cow Brewing Company. Highly recommended!

Don’t forget Wississippi, everything outside of Milwaukee and Madison.

The unknown here are Shy Trumpers, people who openly say they are dissatisfied but once in the voting booth cast their ballots for the Shitgibbon.

Aluminum is vastly superior to plastic in terms of carbon emissions and recyclability.

The taste issue has been solved by applying a thin polymer layer to the inside of a can. I used to eschew beer in cans, believing bottles were superior, but I’ve been converted.

Geddy Lee has the same hoarding issue with basses, but at least he wrote a book about it and is profiting from his obsession.

Sam made me cry. First time ever from reading WYTS.

How long before Tesla snaps them up?

“Two of the top three YouTube result autofills for “Redskins quarterback” are “injury” and “breaks leg.””

“Skinner and the Superintendent” wouldn’t be the same without the score.

Harrumph!

At least with the tunnel there is no chance that the track will bend.

I really hope someone took a shiv to their tires. What are we, 2 years old?

I just tweeted it to him.