Mississippi is the Florida Man of states.

Weird thinking about Eddie going to court and testifying.

Referral link! Hope it works.

Uh, it’s toilet paper made with 100% recycled paper. Toilet paper isn’t recyclable.

No, but I hate Charmin anyway. The super softness never felt like it made for more efficient wiping. 

The 100% recycled was fine by me, but my wife found it a tad rough for her sensitive parts. So we went with the bamboo. The closest I can compare it to is ScottTissue in terms of durability, softness, and overall wiping efficiency.

I don’t mind paying a little extra for the peace of mind that I’m not wiping my ass with old-growth forest.

No, you should not, as Charmin uses old growth forests to make their TP.

Why hasn’t Checkers pulled the franchise from the owner? There’s no way I would want him/her reopening after “sanitizing.” 

Maybe you need to attend Bovine University.

Holy fuck.

Also:

Some of us don’t have the luxury of moving to East Bumfuck to save a few bucks on rent.

Well, the EU ruled it is a carcinogen, and the WHO identified it as a probable carcinogen in 2016. With the current leadership of the EPA I am definitely more inclined to believe the EU and WHO.

Monsanto Kills.

Gauntlet II, actually. I wasted an awful lot of quarters on that game.

“GOP” should be changed to “Grifters Only Party.”

This needs more stars. Supermassive ones, specifically.

I guess one could say that Original Gravity was the real OG.

I’m guessing this war will be less well received than the one against Iraq. Hopefully the media don’t turn out to be cheerleaders again.