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Some of us don’t have the luxury of moving to East Bumfuck to save a few bucks on rent.

Well, the EU ruled it is a carcinogen, and the WHO identified it as a probable carcinogen in 2016. With the current leadership of the EPA I am definitely more inclined to believe the EU and WHO.

Monsanto Kills.

Gauntlet II, actually. I wasted an awful lot of quarters on that game.

“GOP” should be changed to “Grifters Only Party.”

This needs more stars. Supermassive ones, specifically.

I guess one could say that Original Gravity was the real OG.

I’m guessing this war will be less well received than the one against Iraq. Hopefully the media don’t turn out to be cheerleaders again.

Look to your elder, people. Let her be an example.

Hopefully the spinoffs will be better than AfterMASH.

My wife is not a nerd (by a longshot) but once she started watching the series - somewhere around Ultron - she wanted to see the rest of the movies. So much so that we joined the Disney Movie Club to collect the older movies with their 5 for 1 deal or whatever it was.

Her movie is due out next year.

Read The Road. Right now. ESPECIALLY if you are a parent. I’m glad I read it after my son was born as it resonated far, far more with me than it would have if I read it earlier.

FreeTaxUSA does.

Fuck Turbo Tax. I now use Free Tax USA, federal filing is truly free. I paid 20 bucks for state filing and federal audit protection. I ran returns on there plus Turbo Tax and Tax Act and the figures were the same.

Sadly SCOTUS will probably rule along party lines and allow gerrymandering. Yes, Maryland is victim to a Dem gerrymander but GOP gerrymanders in swing states (NC, MI, others) are crucial to maintaining their advantage.

Same here. Had it for decades. Most times I don’t notice it but when it’s really quiet it stand out. Also, the ringing in my left ear is different than my right ear. 

Getting old sucks (just turned 50) but I’ll take it over the alternative.

We wouldn’t want them back, they’re tainted.