A smart alternative to Trumpkins smashing their Keurigs. 

Carrie has many fine songs, but this ain’t one of them.

I drink a lot less now than before my son was born. You learn pretty quickly that parenting while hungover is a miserable, miserable experience. 

Nova Scotia you say? I think I know who the cat’s owner is.

Good thing ICE cars never catch fire, this gives them such a safety advantage over Teslas.

Give Lindeman’s Framboise a try.

I am a big fan of Avery’s Old Jubilation, but sadly I can’t get it here in Connecticut. The malty goodness of English Old Ale.

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Yeah, large corporations never hurt their business to keep unions out.

Whoops.

This is an exercise in futility. If Babe were alive and playing today he would be taking advantage of modern training techniques (assuming he didn’t quit because he couldn’t eat hot dogs and get drunk every day).

Not to mention the environmental impact of plastic bottles, transporting all that additional weight, wasted product going down the drain, and so forth.

You have to believe UHar is happy with a 30 point loss.

Another casualty of our post-antibiotic present/future.

I don’t know whether Tree House has improved upon their selling procedures but the past few times I was there the line was pretty short - only a 10-15 minute wait.

You win the internet for today.

Absolutely correct. 

All the stars. Debatable, but still all the stars.

He used them in the first minute of the 3rd quarter.

Packers fans are pretty well sick of Mike McCarthy too.