I guess you can refer to the injury as a...Slauson Cutoff.

1. Beer

Too soon.

Yep, I’m a ladder puckerer.

You failed to mention he was in The Right Stuff, a far better film than the ones mentioned.

I had to rewatch Duck Dodgers to make sure I had the line right (I did).

I hope we discover Planet X soon, for the world’s supply of Illudium Phosdex is alarmingly low.

Damn it, I replied before the genius of the comment sunk in...

I hear you Aaron, just wish my share came with a vote.

It’s criminal how mediocre coach Mike McCarthy has wasted the prime years of a generational talent like Aaron Rodgers. He should have been fired years ago.

I’m old, so Don’t Look Back made me assume it was this:

I meant to say “boof.” I first heard it in college where it was a popular term in my fraternity.

Where they can boff...er, fart...together.

Why aren’t you letting go of our uniforms? Maybe if you were selling out games you wouldn’t have to stoop to lame marketing ploys.

I really really miss the old apple pies of my youth, tempura batter and deep fried. No lattice on top. And the boat-shaped containers.

Guessing you’re a Brett Kavanaugh supporter.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance...

Bowling Green Massacre: Never Remember.

Yes, that’s why Trump was outvoted by nearly 3M votes in 2016.