Bow chicka wah wah

Dear America,

Yup, young and naive is how most of us start out. She has a whole lot of years ahead to gain experience and wisdom. Sadly, Wagner didn’t take advantage of his opportunity.

Now they need to create a transforming Veritech and my life will be complete.

By the traditional definition of conservative you could say yes. Remember Teddy Roosevelt was all about conservation, and “conserve” is in both words.

I have been eating Jif my whole life, and I am definitely not a conservative.

Now I’m going to have that stupid song in my head all day. Thanks a lot.

One of my favorite Beatles tunes. When SiriusXM launched the Beatles channel last year I went on a total Beatles bender for months. And I discovered songs like this which I hadn’t heard before. Which is a little embarrassing as I’m almost 50.

How much blood is indirectly on Manafort’s hands from all the “consulting” he’s done? One can argue there are people that would likely still be alive if not for him.

I go waaaaay back with The Onion, so I fondly remember headlines such as:

That was my thought. Might be safer for them to be sedated than risking them panicking in the midst of a diving spell.

“Well, we don’t need to worry about these MS-13 animals crossing our border.”

Do you have kids? Or do you have to get up early the next morning to get to work? Because setting them off any later than 10PM is a shitty thing to do to your neighbors.

FAZED, not “phased.” I see this mistake far more frequently than I should.

Should have consulted the experts.

Not to worry, Canada has just found a local grower to backstop the supply.

You made me laugh so hard I woke up my son. Kudos!

Accurate down to his stupidly long tie.

Not to mention, does it make sense to allow a president who is currently under investigation for misdoing - up to and including treason - to get the opportunity to pick a Supreme Court justice?