I’m on the flip side of this. My sister kept going to my father, telling her about my anti-Trump statements and article postings. He confronted me one night, shouting at me on the phone, and even called me an asshole. I decided being on Facebook wasn’t worth the family drama it was creating.

You’re being nitpicky. Or knit picky.

Do you have kids? There could be a tank battle in my yard and my son would sleep through it.

Every season we see more guns and more bullets being fired, when we should be seeing the complete opposite. They should be fighting with swords and maces by now. This irks me.

Constitution, Article I, Section 8, #11:

Thank god. Now I won’t have to deal with my soccer friends orgasming over the world cup next year.

“...should stand at attention...”, “...should line themselves up...”

Pence makes “potatoe” aficionado Dan Quayle look like Abraham Lincoln.

Given that Mason Crosby, one of the best kickers in the league, missed two extra points it makes tons of sense to go for 2 and make it a 6 point lead. Extra points aren’t gimmes any more.

“No harm, no foul. Not worth any fuss. I’m a Kelly fan.”

It is CBS, true. And I’m 48 so within the under 70 demographic.

I remember that line. I actually find cargo shorts very handy (ha), as I have a 6 year old and I am constantly using the cargo pockets for food, beverages, and whatever random stuff my son picks up.

No wonder they got kicked out. They’re doing it wrong. Forty-five Magnums is one too many.

I raise my Old Dusseldorf to you.

I regularly wear cargo shorts, but I’m married, so I’m already in the not-getting-laid territory.

Thank god Chris Riccobono has found a solution to the vexing problem of long shirt tails. 

Damn, I knew someone would beat me to this.

Well, he is currently on CBS starring on the show Blue Bloods. Which is in its 8th season.

And Miami.

I would have thought this was the weirdest role he played.