Very misleading title. How about:

Very misleading title. How about:

Yes, but that would mean the US would - still - be the only nation to use nukes.

Clearly the takeaway here is don’t name your son Grayson; that is, unless you want him to grow up to be a douchebag.

My grandfather had a ‘71 Maverick that was stolen and used to rob a gas station. They ripped the key ignition out so afterwards we started it with a large bladed screwdriver.

The front end is strangely familiar...where have I seen this before?

To A Predators Fan Feeling Awful Today:

“The stadium might not get paid off until 2113, by which time, who knows, an earthquake could send the stadium back into the earth or football as we know it might be dead.”

No, not those Parker Brothers.

I live in the northeast where many of my neighbors put poison on the lawn and water it to maintain evergreen monoculture.

Amen. I’ve taken to wearing long sleeve go-dry shirts and a big fucking floppy hat from Outdoor Research: https://www.outdoorresearch.com/us/en/mens/hats/sombriolet-sun-hat/p/2434411115007

OXYBENGHAZI!!!

On the plus side, Stephen A. Smith is still employed by ESPN.

The Shareholders must be appeased!

I mute the television when he is calling the game I’m watching. He is just awful.

After shaking I dry it off thoroughly with a towel and then a few squares of TP. Apparently leftover moisture can create microscopic rust on the blade.

+1 We’re back and better than ever.

+1 Sheet of Integrity.

So...because hunting provides faster accumulating profit it’s OK? Fuck that. What happens when these species are hunted to extinction? No more hunting payments, and no more ecotourism income. .

More appropriate for him would be to drown in a vat of his own excrement, since he used it to great effect to avoid the draft.