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This will not end well, I just hope it doesn’t end in a mushroom cloud...

You didn’t even mention the biggest reason Wisconsin sucks now - Scott Walker. He’s turned the once bastion of liberalism into the Mississippi of the north.

Goodell must also hate it because New England-Atlanta will draw the lowest ratings of any of the four possible combinations coming into yesterday’s games.

Obama The GOP instilled hate into the hearts of countless Americans, this is the byproduct of Obama’s the GOP’s campaign of hate.

Well, Obama was correct seeing as FOX News is the de facto propaganda arm for the Republican party. So there’s that.

Fuck, man, I’ve never been more concerned about total fucking nuclear fallout than I am right now—and George H.W. was my first election (in 1988).

Amtrak serves over 30 million passengers a year. So 30 million people a year “actually ride” on Amtrak.

Since Amtrak largely serves blue states, conservatives could give a shit what happens to it.

Cat demands you remove your post, lest you face his wrath on Twitter.

Good cat!

But seriously, does it really fucking matter what his orientation is? Why the fuck should anyone care about this? Stupid BS gossip.

My unsung hero of the 20th century. And Russia’s detection technology is even older now...

Does it really matter if it’s Eastasia or Eurasia?

I feel guilty asking my parents to watch our son. That’s how put upon they make me feel.

Not that it would make a difference if the bombs start falling but since the election my plan was to have bug out supplies ready to go for noon on January 20th.

Just occurred to me that someone should photoshop a white russian onto the podium.

Ask, and you shall receive. Pricey, though, at $239...

My family has constantly pulled that shit with me; they only liked one woman I ever dated and I thought she was boring as hell.