But seriously, does it really fucking matter what his orientation is? Why the fuck should anyone care about this? Stupid BS gossip.

My unsung hero of the 20th century. And Russia’s detection technology is even older now...

Does it really matter if it’s Eastasia or Eurasia?

I feel guilty asking my parents to watch our son. That’s how put upon they make me feel.

Not that it would make a difference if the bombs start falling but since the election my plan was to have bug out supplies ready to go for noon on January 20th.

Just occurred to me that someone should photoshop a white russian onto the podium.

Ask, and you shall receive. Pricey, though, at $239...

My family has constantly pulled that shit with me; they only liked one woman I ever dated and I thought she was boring as hell.

Bad enough Rodgers has had Mike McCarthy riding on his coattails for the past several years. No need to add his fame-whore family.

You left off “, man!” at the end of your last sentence.

Trump will likely cause many holes to be dug, in the form of nuclear detonation craters.

+1 Eddie the Felon

I think this is part of their strategy, and an extension of Trump’s campaign strategy. Keep piling on new shit day after day so we end up chasing our tails and getting exhausted.

Good news: So will humans, so no one will care.

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day?

Yup. None of us are going to get out of this alive. Or, as Keynes said, in the long run we’re all dead.

+1 Knee to the family jewels

Monopoly has a monopoly on Monopoly.

Monopoly has a monopoly on Monopoly.