Hopefully his steady diet of fast food will do the trick.

Well, if he’s having a dream sequence he obviously can’t be dead.

This. And how it seems every male country artist has to have a bullshit jingoistic song about how great America and the military is.

“Hartford is a perfect place to host such an event, since cyclocross races are best when they’re muddy, chaotic messes.”

Walker has been fairly successful in transforming it into the Mississippi of the north. Sad.

U-Rah-Rah.

Hey asshole, get your fucking hands off my alma mater. Bad enough Walker is trying to turn it in to a second rate institution.

Difference: Obama is sane.

Previous Supreme Courts typically don’t like to rehear cases. Remember, IOKIYAR.

How will you poke fun at liberals after Trump starts WW3 and the US is reduced to a big pile of smoking rubble?

Please, don’t start bringing facts into this discussion :)

All these years playing Fallout...and never thought it could actually be a documentary.

Classic Wayne Fontes job save.

Congratulations Scott, you’ve successfully transformed Wisconsin into the Mississippi of the North.

Fuck Newt. His Contract On America and penchant for obstruction is directly responsible for today’s Republican party. One could reasonably argue he is indirectly responsible for delivering us President Cheeto.

+1 Recursion

+1 Future Tea Partier

The Venn Diagram of “Adult” and “Shithead” has considerable overlap.

+1 Age of Majority