I wonder how well the kids Sandusky molested have moved on. Perhaps they celebrated PSU’s victory.

I’ll never eat soft serve again, thanks for that.

At least put him into a camp until we can figure out what is going on.

You know you’re getting old when you are surprised to see an article explaining who Dan Quayle is.

We should be working really, really hard at getting Foster Campbell elected.

I know that, but the timing of bringing it back was painful.

I’m sure injured players enjoy having to walk through a bar on their way to the locker room.

Perfectly acceptable in the Age of Trump.

As a fan of a team that ceased to exist in that same year, can I be pissed that Vancouver changed their colors to green and blue? And added a cetacean to their logo?

Road whites. Fuck you, Bettman. This isn’t football.

“Nighthawks” would have been great. That was the team that Reggie Dunlop was hired to coach.

This is the only answer you need.

Harding aficionados are going to be very disappointed when Trump eclipses his record of corruption.

Corruption will be so rampant that it would make Warren Harding blush.

You give the Common American far too much credit. Of course they can tell you who won Survivor or the Bachelor last season but there’s no reality show about the government. Their attention span can’t take it.

Agree, but Rodgers doesn’t bear all of the blame.

Right. My old man was an electrician and was able to put my sister and me through college. The trades are vital, noble work.

Get trained!

And many Americans don’t want to actually have to do work to retrain themselves or acquire new skills. Just as they expected Obama to magically create good paying jobs for them, they will expect Trump to do the same. And they will be disappointed, again. Because that’s not how the world works.

I hope it does, actually, so the American people can finally wake the fuck up and see what an absolute disaster a government full of Republican know-nothings is. Then we can finally elect some adults to straighten shit out (again).