US News & World Report, Top Public National Universities:

Or cared.

B1G has academic standards. Keep looking, WVU.

Bottom flight academics. But I suspect a top flight denturist/dental prosthesis school.

Apologies if someone pointed this out already:

“...the really disturbing moment was when Dr. Ford implied that Dolores...was created specifically so guests could...enact their darkest desires on someone innocent. That is super fucked up. I understand the park is designed for guests to do anything, but there’s a major difference between “we let our guests go wild”…

But what about United States of America v. Fred C. Trump, Donald Trump and Trump Management, Inc.?

I thought perhaps it might have been a combo with the Dutch Oven.

UConn would have been a far better choice. At least they would have been a great addition for hoops.

Boy, I thought he was morbidly obese when he was at Wisconsin...

Ah yes, Ag Econ, the last bastion of low-performing Badger students. I knew more than a few that had ideals for respectable degrees that went down the Ag Econ path.

I am from CT and vacationed in Maine last month. I emailed LePage’s office asking him where the prime locations were for selling heroin and what would be the best strategy for finding eligible women to impregnate. I never received a response.

Ab-so-fuckin’-loutely.

I live literally 15 minutes from Hartford and I only go there out of necessity. I was looking forward to attending a Yard Goats game there this season but Hartford couldn’t get the park built in time. And they lost the Whalers. And they were played by Robert Kraft. And they are currently broke.

I raise my Flagon for this fine response.

I am here to serve.

Good thing Trump wants to abolish the FDA.

+1 Smoot point

Seeing they play in a sandcrawler I'm surprised we didn't see a bunch of Jawas and droids with suspect motivators.

I've enjoyed the times I've travelled to Charlotte for business. But I just couldn't bring myself to live there.