Boy, I thought he was morbidly obese when he was at Wisconsin...

Ah yes, Ag Econ, the last bastion of low-performing Badger students. I knew more than a few that had ideals for respectable degrees that went down the Ag Econ path.

I am from CT and vacationed in Maine last month. I emailed LePage’s office asking him where the prime locations were for selling heroin and what would be the best strategy for finding eligible women to impregnate. I never received a response.

Ab-so-fuckin’-loutely.

I live literally 15 minutes from Hartford and I only go there out of necessity. I was looking forward to attending a Yard Goats game there this season but Hartford couldn’t get the park built in time. And they lost the Whalers. And they were played by Robert Kraft. And they are currently broke.

I raise my Flagon for this fine response.

+1 Smoot point

Seeing they play in a sandcrawler I'm surprised we didn't see a bunch of Jawas and droids with suspect motivators.

I've enjoyed the times I've travelled to Charlotte for business. But I just couldn't bring myself to live there.

My company is closing our office in CT and has offered financial assistance to relocate to Charlotte. Or, I can choose to work from home full time.

So glad Bert Bielema ended up there.

(wait for the end)

I guess Ricky didn’t want to try using Bobby Box-Head again.

(Preface: I’m admittedly biased because I am a Wisconsin alum and Connecticut resident).

Pyloric, I assume.

I was saying “boo-urns.”

Test drive with Toby!

Come on down to New Deal Used Cars!

I offer the anthem of the 1987 Stars & Stripes yachting team.

The beginning, and the end, of the list.