Same thing with Tom Cruise’s assistant. “Tom Cruise is Dating Katie Look-Alike Assistant”. I’d be very pissed if I didn’t even have the apparatus to defend myself if it were untrue. She’s just doing her job and now she’s fodder for tabloids.

I’m glad he’s redeeming himself professionally. He’s a plugger. Not one smidgen of my old crush for him remains, tho.

Jude Law, Christopher Reeve, Robin Williams...It’s not like a star turning to and later marrying the nanny isn’t a thing in Hollywood, but they’d better not jump the gun or Affleck will sue the crap out of them. Methinks he’s very thin-skinned.

Riff Raff getting buff as fuck. Hope he’s doing it healthy. It seems like when folks get off drugs and pick up working out, running, or AA, they go balls out ridiculous with it. I find myself just as concerned as before.

Hope he never has to call that dude.

If WOC don’t educate us in a spirit of trust we will never “get it.”

I thought it was for other obvious reasons. Then I hated myself.

I say YES!

Doesn’t count without a confession from a decades-old depo, Sweetie.

Lawd! I love them with chocolatey brown eyes. Or blue. Or green. Or grey....

Well, I’m a black chick who once dyed her her hair red. Looked great until I got a tan. I looked like a bootleg Raggedy Ann doll. Never again. I like it on OTHER people.

If you faced a gauntlet of slavering admirers who were dumbstruck by the sight of your eyebrows, you might find life...weird.

Oh, I don’t have any preconceptions about it based on stereotypes or lore. Although, I do collect lit about that lore.

‘I’m so sorry. You can’t come with me because Al B. Sure is actually coming with me.’”

Alright, y’all. Got a confession. I’m sort of infatuated with red hair. I have books on red haired people. I collect pix of red haired people online. I even did (and won a prize for) a one-woman show on my favorite redheads. The friends who know that I love red hair will often point their chins towards a ginger in…

Been there!

Almond, seed mix. It doesn’t ACTUALLY say Dee’s Nuts. I’m going to say it...

Sure will!

Oooh! Sounds positively delectable. Please avail us of the details when they come into fruition!

I’m all about the long con, the easy laugh and the plausible deniability.