I thought Kim K was like, “Then I eat and my stomach pops out and that means I’m about to poop.”
I was like, really? That was worth sharing?

Zero regret. Senior year in college, married with a 2 year old (planned, born a year and half after the wedding) and then a pregnancy as a result of failed contraceptive. We had gone through pre-marital counseling ANNDD, get this, AND family planning counseling at Planned Parenthood (cuz they do that!) and agreed that…

While getting the bj, his eyes kept closing in pleasure. While he was driving. He was weaving a little in the lane. Which is one of the reasons we caught the attention of the trooper. The other reason, no doubt, was my obvious bobbing seen through the rear window of the Pontiac Fiero GT. No bueno. Never again. (but…

We’ve worked really hard for WMs to be able to talk about it and get people prosecuted. There was so much work to be done to change the culture on the bases. And sadly, so much left to do.

Thanks.

“the guy tries to get what [he] wants; the woman’s job is to fight him off.” The inability to fend off Gable’s advances constituted a failure on her part — not Gable’s.

I did it, got pulled over. We claimed I’d dropped something that rolled under the driver’s seat. We were idiots. We were 19. Thank god that was before po-po dashboard cameras. I’m blushing so furiously right now.

He’s so spunky! The cuteness...

Naw, I’m not from there. Was the Gold Club run by dirty dudes with crispy clean home lives?

And it sure as hell doesn’t lead to drugging and raping girls, the sonuvabitch...

Can I get a 64 percent list price? I’m a black woman and it’s an even larger disparity for us. Holla at me.

For real! Somebody upthread wrote, “Shaking your ass and putting your tits in someone’s face will never be respected as a real job” and I’m all, “Whaaa? Miley ‘nem Kate Upton Julianne Hough...gtfoh!” Folks kill me.

ALLADIS!

Bet she still threw better than 50 Cent.

This is less about loyalty to him than it is about loyalty to “them”. They are a team. One of the players is constantly fucking up, but she’s going to win this thing, regardless. Doesn’t matter how many women he brings to his own house to rape.

She knows that. She knows his kink.

AAVE is a dialect spoken by millions of black folk, but not all. SAE is practiced in some variation by millions of white folks, but not all. The heuristic assumption in the midwest is that a typical white person speaks SAE. MANY black folks born and raised here do as well. They sound “white” to most black folks from…

I’d love for Ben and Jen to say that they are divorcing and just live out their remaining lives happily married, having tossed their supposed breakup to the media wolves who wanted it so fucking bad. Just as I hope Jennifer Aniston has been married for 2 years and will just let tabloids lament her spinster status for…

This is precisely what I told my fb friend that posted it!

Or strangely, get more aroused...O.o