But codeswitching is totally different. There’s no subterfuge with being bi-dialectal unless it’s completely put on. I can fake a British accent, but I’m a black chick from Arkansas. My first dialect is ebonics African-American Vernacular English with a southern accent. My second dialect is Standard American English.…

Even three year olds don’t spit on other people’s food.

She licked some and spit on other trays. Then tried to get her bf to do the same. Those donuts were later sold. She is the worst.

The left one is a perfect match.

You ever hear somebody lie to someone on the phone and they be lying SO smooth that you’re like, DAMN, and forever look at them askance? This happened to me with someone I emphatically trust, but...now..damn...I don’t know..

I have a “wuzband” and, though we are divorced, I still celebrate our “ain’taversary” every year on the day we were married.

Was thinking the same thing. Just a waiting game...

Lenny Kravitz #StrutTour. Strutting dat ass...

My best friend’s wuzband is a white dude. He moved to a town home in a 3rd tier suburb where he has weekend custody of the kids. Do you know they did not renew his lease? We are convinced it’s because they saw his sons being dropped off by my bestie. Who the hell doesn’t allow a person to stay on when they pay their…

Exactamundo!

The solution here, obviously, is twofold: better psychological and medical care within the justice system, and keeping vulnerable youth out of it in the first place.

She is obviously schizophrenic. She self-published a book that was classic graphorrhea. Any agreement to interview her on camera is exploitative on its face.

What are they odds that other celebrities will be asked to tweet in support of Ariana like Kathy Griffith asked folks to do for her on the down low?

“I wore this jacket on Bill and Giuliana when we learned of the miscarriage. Bill was like, you’ll want to spice it up...” Whaaa?!!!

“It was the seventies. Everyone was getting dogfucked by Fowley back then!” — Whoopi Goldberg

“The support was there...uh..specifically necessary. Exact. And uh...it’s all celebratory. It’s a very strong powerful ongoing. And we carry that through...”

Dogfighting (like cockfighting and bullfighting) IS cultural. The beating and electrocuting of those dogs, however, was just plain sadistic.

Go gently into that good night (of retirement and obscurity, if not the jail sentence you deserve).

Intolerant Buddhists are intolerant.