Our prom ended with someone leaving in one, so this girl gets points for not breaking her ankle during the cha-cha slide.

Yep. Freudian slip. He was an honorary brotha in that movie. And in my pants.

I was in Boston a few weeks ago for the first time and almost lost my mind listening to dudes with that accent. Gawd help me, but I find it sexy as hell.

Marky Mark threw rocks at schoolchildren while calling them “niggers” in Dorchester, Massachusetts.

I love Channing Tatum because he slakes my lust for a “down ass white boy” in way I will never have again with the problematic Mark Wahlberg.

Real talk: I went on an early morning run with my dog. Dude was in a car parked on the side of the street. My spidey sense told me to get off the street, so I turned right. Sure enough, he started the car and followed. My dog decides right then to take a leak against a tree, when I tug him away, I realize the dude was…

I cannot, so I am not.

I wouldn’t buy it, but I would definitely thumb through it while waiting for my daughters to meet me in the magazine aisle in Barnes & Noble. So...

Oh, he’s been known to try that maneuver as well. To people I actually like.

My dog can tell if I don’t really like someone. He then proceeds to lick the fuck out of them and wag his tail and make those people linger in my presence because he is just that adorable. My dog is kind of a dick.

Don’t fast-forward! I’ve been where you are, becept (wrote it. keeping it.) I had a kid. What you’re going to learn about and focus on is EXACTLY what you will need. And I mean, even the self-castigating parts, the Monday morning quarterbacking parts, the “imma do me!” starts and failures parts and then...then...the…

DEAD..

Give it 8-12 months for the sharp hurt to subside. I’d budget another 3 years before you stop lurking on his FB and asking about him to your mutual friends. Even if you become involved with someone else, it’ll be a good 7-10 before you stop referring to him as your “ex”. My buddy told me, “You weren’t married to him.…

Marky Mark Wahlberg was admittedly one of those kids who threw rocks. He was convicted of that shit. This was only in 1986.

June 12th is Loving Day. In 1967, the supreme court ruled in the Loving vs. Virginia case that the ban on interracial marriage was illegal. I celebrated by hanging with my white hubster and thanking our lucky stars for progress for us and gay couples. My mama used to say, “if they love ya, I like ‘em” and she grew up…

I like this person. I don’t know why except they are the epitome of “keeping it one hunnad” about why the fuck they don’t wanna do the job. Is Paris Hilton available? Any other MC? Help this person out! Anyone with rhythm and computer....Rachel Dolezal? I KNOW your ass learned to spit back at those house parties in…

It’s why Jessica Seinfeld’s first husband couldn’t sue Jerry.

We thought of moving there. I’m a teacher and pretty quick figured out that I would be poor on Waikiki. The tradeoff was too dear. Great place to visit, tho.

No. Just imagine that you are a closeted gay and hear your employer talking crap about not hiring gay folk. You just sit by the water cooler, seething...at. your. job. Now, who has it worse again? It’s no walk in the park, either way, but we can’t fool ourselves into thinking that the witnesses to racism have it worse…

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