Right?! I’m like, “That’s like Phoebe Price saying, ‘They let ANYone on the red carpet these days...”

Thank you. I actually really like my VA hospital, but they really have had to adjust to having more women to treat. For instance, explain why they had the women’s clinic in the same clinic they were treating male veterans and making sexual trauma survivors sit and then walk a gauntlet of men to get to a psych…

Worse pain ever. Worse than childbirth. And I could have died sitting in the waiting room. Passed out while sitting there. Woke up on a gurney.

Brace yourself: He made the joke, accent and all, to a miscarrying black female veteran. His excuse was that he was a cardiologist or some such thing. No excuse for that crap to come out of his mouth. Any wonder that my report of the incident caused this city’s VA to appoint a special ombudsman for women veterans? It…

Oh, they are SO much better when you’re on float. The Navy ain’t trying to let folks get pregnant aboard ship.

The military and the VA lag so far behind in their service to women it’s shameful.

Tyra Banks can pull off grey eyeshadow. That’s it, tho.

Then...yeahhh, that store ain’t gonna last long. Novelty alone will get you a browse and pity purchase of maybe 4 pencils. Hope she has low overhead, then. Do the Germans have a word for the desire to see a new business succeed despite overwhelming odds? I’d use that here.

I teach. I will be all over these bad boys. But even the most voracious pencil-hound couldn’t spend more than, what, 30 bucks and not be sated for a while, right? My colleague has gotten me into chichi Japanese Hobonichi planners with Tomoe River paper (it’s like writing on buttery Webster’s dictionary leafs) and even…

Of all the regional rap accents, I can’t stand Wiz’s Pittsburgh cadence. Can not stand it. His intonations grate on my ears and it isn’t fair of me at all (not errrbody gonna be from the Dirty or Oakland or NY), but there it is. Can’t stand it. When he mewls, “TAYlored,” I turn the station. But I admire the fact that…

Just talking to somebody about a phrase you hear about any other star: “_____ KILLED it last night on _____,” but you never hear that about Rihanna. Like, there is no live performance that stands out as memorably superb. Ever.

I could imagine some talented weirdo drawing Miss Mary Mack and Little Sally Walker as badass lesbian renegades in DeviantArt. I ship it. Make it happen!

Look up a still shot of Leonardo in Django Unchained. Yeah, he knows what he’s doing. I feel so bad for this young woman. Wonder if he’ll marry her.

Holy mother of fuck! He’s straight up got them dressed like some Louisianan aristocrat and his placée. She’s young and might not know any better, but DUDE! For real? Girl, get your conge and run from this creep.

Exactly. There is a story in exactly WHEN they got skeeved out, because I got the sense from reading Jezebel that it was waaay before they had a reason to. I remember being ticked off about it. Folks were all, “I don’t know what it is, but...” And I was all, “He’s been with the same woman since 11th grade. What?” I…

Yep. I remember the exact moment when we lost him. When he lost himself. And as much as I want to write the long think piece about him, Jezebel isn’t even the appropriate venue, cuz most folks on here didn’t know who he was before their mass castigation of Blurred Lines. I am curious as to whether he can come back…

I like Huck and Quinn, but I prefer her with the Sugar Assassin because it further humanizes him and he’s like Stewart on The Big Bang Theory—not in the Scooby Gang, but sweet (when not assassinating people). OH! And where Da FUQ is Russell? Papa Pope mighta killed Dougie Howser, B613, but we didn’t see him kill his…

Next season opener will be Fitz having to explain why he’s openly with another woman after that little victory speech he just made with his wife. Honey Badger will be the next diabolical power player (and Cyrus will eat her alive) and I do NOT look forward to the HuckleberryQuinn hatefucking of next season (cuz she’s…

I’m glad Jake took himself out of the running. I’m not Team Olitz, but he’s too damn good for her. She’ll get Jake back after she works on being a better person. There is always hope.

The vibrations of the tea were legal, tho. He has a machine and everything. Who’s got bail money?