I’m so tired of racist assholes acting like black people who can’t read are just coasting into elite universities and graduate schools. He’s an asshole. Many programs have just a handful of black people, and it’s rare to find the ones that have percentages that reflect our numbers in the US population. What the fuck…

Is that a threat worth making to US cops?

And she only made 3 movies! This was her biggest role and she's the best thing in it.
It never would have happened but I always thought she would have made a better Mama Rose in Gypsy than Rosalind Russell. She would have sung the hell out of that score.

I think I'll stick with pink.

ADULTOSAUR in: THE ACADEMY PERSON

I was in an eleven-day induced coma due to liver failure and brain swelling caused by an overdose. I was *this close* to being pronounced dead (my parents had made funeral preparations and notified family). Somehow, and despite doctors' prognosis, things began to turn around and I made it. This was Christmas 2010…

I'd like to see a blanket statement that any evaluation commenting on the professor's appearance or clothing will be not be counted. This would be printed across the top of the page and mentioned in class the day they fill out the evaluations. Furthermore, it would be done for all classes and profs, so no one could…

I was at a play once and I was waiting in line for a drink when Paul Newman came up next to me. I was 22, he was maybe 80? Still a fox. I usually play it cool but I couldn't let this moment go.

I'm crying at my desk right now. "Iggy iggy bo biggy" got me weak as fuck.

Let me amend that. If you've managed to reach a certain level, say that of a Streep or a Michael Jackson, you will be given several chances more than the average starlet/hunk of the month to rebound from a bad bit of product. But you had better rebound, or you're costing someone behind the scenes a lot of money, and…

He was too busy intensely jamming on the triangle in the background looking like the bad boy in a 90s teen movie with that hair.

yeah but he owed that fuckin triangle tho

I'm hoping these kids actually read those books.

Racism everywhere. Who's the maddest people? White people. . . No, you watch the TV, watch 60 Minutes. You see white people pissed off, man. Man, the white man thinks he's losing the country. You watch the news: ''We're losing everything. We're fucking losing. …

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, RIGHT?!?!?!?

Hey, I have an idea! Let's find some rando white teenager who does typical teenage stuff like shoplifting and jaywalking and fighting and smoking weed, and then we'll just hold him up to intense public scrutiny and talk about how he's horrible and deserves to die and reflects poorly on the entire white race.

Packing peanuts are alright. But everyone knows that bubble wrap is the sexiest of all packaging materials.

Like, her first paragraph is a lot more negative than anything I'd ever put on my profile, but after getting 20+ messages a day that are just "hey" or "omg ur so hot!!!!!!!" or "wow ur titties r amazing!!!!!", it gets pretty exhausting (and defeating. You find yourself just accepting you'll either be forever alone or…

not to make light of the serious stuff you just said, but this is russian history as i've come to understand it: