My Republican Boss (that should be a children’s book) watched it over the weekend and thinks it only one because its poor, gay, black story was liberal catnip. Then he went on to say how much he loved the look of it, the acting and the story. Then he complained because the Oscars never nominate his movies like 13…

GT3 doesn’t get houndstooth seats....this one was at Cars N Coffee this weekend.

Maybe if they didn’t keep waving the fucking confederate flag around all the time while proclaiming it a symbol of “southern heritage” and saying stupid shit like “The War of Northern Aggression” or “The South Will Rise Again”, then others wouldn’t be so eager to rub their faces in it.

When you park your car near no one else...

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

ain’t that a retirement plan most Trumpsters would consider as “living the dream” ??

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

Yes but there’s still a plot twist ... Obama’s team hid evidence all over the place. It’s like the best treasure hunt ever.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

They never told me that KKK tears were so delcious.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

The president can get away from the media literally any time he wants. Why would he leave the private club where he’s away from the media to go to the golf course to be away from the media? Why would he go to a golf course to get away from the media, and not use golfing as the excuse? Do you not see how tortured and…

Baylor is already inquiring with the NCAA about waiving the one-year waiting period for Olsen so he’ll be able to play in the fall.

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Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

Ha, ha, yeah, “Practice round, takesies, backsies!”

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

I’m loving that apparently the best way to get over Tom Cruise is to have a serious relationship with a black man.