I think I’d have to go with this if I were going to get a BMW:

bitch, you cant lawyer up, they already judged up.

Actor Steve McQueen died of mesothelioma. He blamed it on a single exposure when he was assigned a punishment detail of ripping asbestos pipe insulation out of an old troop ship when he was in the Marines.

Who the Fuck is still trying to prop up Trump?

Now imagine these two in the video, together.

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Exhaust Leak? You mean “Florida Flowmaster”

That is way too nuanced and strategic for the current administration.

Because when I build my fantasy car I add ALL THE OPTIONS.

Have you met Corvette owners? They are just as bad. Most have not even had theirs cars over 65mph (ok maybe a stretch but u get the point). They sit in their garages and get polished every weekend. I don’t get it. They are insufferable to talk to at car shows as well.

Rich, dumb, privileged white men are assholes?

Redundant. You always want to listen to a BMW V10.

this is not a mustang,

Imagine this... Brady’s speech as he accepts MVP trophy: “I have been talking about this with my family, and so at this time I would like to announce my retirement. Thanks to all the fans who voted to award me this MVP trophy and who have rooted for me throughout my career. And to Roger Goodell, I would just like to…

You better double discount check yourself before you wreck yourself...too late

Think originally from NFL Memes?

You inspired me to look these up, I think that is the fun of these articles! I’m traditionally not a cabriolet fan, but this car gives me the fizz for some reason...

Dodge be like...

I just *know* Che was like....’hm..I’ve been down this avenue before. “Driver, make a left turn at the red light please. Nothing down here for me on Super Special Snowflake Boulevard.”’