We’ve been married 32 years. He knew was he was getting into.

It’s all about family.....................

“his ex-wife hit herself in the face with a vase.”

Simple, buy an E30 BMW 318 or 325, preferably the 1989-1991 with the plastic bumpers. Either do an S52 conversion or buy one with it already done. Restore paint and interior as needed. Enjoy. Find a Lagun Green coupe of possible, only 500 were made.

Her ankle only lasted slightly longer than Gordon Hayward’s.

Jesus lord, im sure his wife left him, he was forced to quit his job and change his name and move. nothing is worth that

I’m not a running fan by any means, but there’s something particularly awesome about straight sprint records broken. At some point in every single person’s life (barring some physical handicap) they have ran this distance before. And literally no one in recorded history has done it faster. There is no specialization…

The only answer here is a used Sprinter. Find one for $6500 and spend the rest kitting it out however you wish. Can be serviced at any Dodge dealer. Many aftermarket mods and a huge fanbase to get tips from. A short wheelbase with decent A/T tires will go more places than any minivan can. Great mileage for its size-…

Yo dawg, I heard you like to drift so I made a snow drift car out of a snow drift...

He should send them a participation trophy.

*Thomas Crown Affair tribute.

Falcons and Bulldogs collapse within a year. The entire state of Georgia collapses into the sea next.

He puts the SL in SLeigh.

In this case, I reckon the only tool involved is sitting behind the wheel!

I’m always amazed at how people manage to get their cats dressed and posed, my cat would have your hand off if you tried anything like that with her. Once bought her a christmas sweater, omg the scratches and hissing still haunt me.

I guess he will be literally and figuratively under water on this loan as well.

We got Nazis in the White House, bruh. I don’t think they stay out of the zipcode.