This Deadspin fascination with hot take posts and comments on Bill Simmons reminds me of Jezebel’s Lena Dunham infatuation.

Is this a shot at the Deadspin staff?

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

The real question is how does this comport with Ayesha Curry’s conspiracy theories?

I’m gonna get one and mail it to Draper.

Exactly. If someone’s wife was complaining at my company about conspiracies and the failings publicly, that person is going to be brought into HR’s office and be dressed down. Hell, they may even get fired depending on who they piss off.

Although I agree everyone is their own person and has a right to their own opinions, you cannot ignore the fact that it does reflect poorly upon one’s spouse to act out like that. It invites criticism, warranted or not. And honestly, it’s kind of disrespectful to the other spouse to say things in public that they…

You can’t be as stupid as your comment? He’s the hit king and always will be. They have to add two leagues together in order to discredit this guy and if the corked bat is an ISSUE why hasn’t the MLB who’s wants him dead removed the title or put an asterisk next to the record?

Yeah, beat me to it.

“BANG! Tristan Thompson! From about 25 feet!”

To the parts where you said it wasn’ta memorable game and Kyrie hasn’t played well in the finals...... Huh??

Draymond has the worst luck. every flail of his hand/legs/feet in these playoffs miraculously end up in the same vicinity as an opponent’s junk. how can the NBA not see this as just a strange coincidence?!?!

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Draymond Green is going to singlehandedly turn the Warriors from being America’s sweethearts to the St Louis Cardinals by the end of this postseason. Well and with a leg too I suppose

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

He got suspended for accumulating flagrant fouls, not for hitting LeBron in the junk. If he had no other flagrants, he would still be playing tomorrow.

Testicle pain is seriously going to be renamed as “Green Balls” soon. This guy has nut seeking limbs.

Hey if you guys want great stories, I have another doozy for you:

I mean, am I missing something? it’s cool and all but the lack of deets makes this just “an ok” story. Appreciate the link but that story feels half done.

If the riot police respond in kind, then the shit will really hit the fan.