Could you imagine if someone altered the national anthem in support of Black Lives Matter?

I wouldn’t consider him quiet or unassuming.

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

This is so goddamned funny that I can’t even stand it.

GOD DAMN IT! no indians, you cant have this year. this year is the cubs year. you’re gonna have to wait until next year. at which point if the cubs are sucking I wont feel bad for wishing for you guys to win it all.

None of these guys are worth the contracts they signed. Fantastic.

On the other hand, it could be pointed out that JPP is ready for when inflation causes Subway to advertise the $7 footlong.

Who’s down with JPP? Every last EMT!

Yeah. You think sane people sign up for MMA?

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

It would be a very short post, but how about Deadspin tells us which billionaire owners the rank and file shouldn’t despise.

Buying a home you can’t afford is irresponsible, but that irresponsibility is not reserved for the poor. Not by a long shot.

It’s not being irresponsible. The fact is, being poor is expensive. Late fees, usury interest rates, inefficient spending, transportation issues. Everything is harder and costs more. Living paycheck to paycheck is terrifying. Dan Gilbert is just the tip of the iceberg.

Tell me Kevin, what owner is worth celebrating?

Your website comes across as a millennial bipolar ex-girlfriend. Yet, it’s the men who seem to be acting this way.

If we were going to not get excited about championships because the owner is an asshole we might as well quit being sports fans.

This Deadspin fascination with hot take posts and comments on Bill Simmons reminds me of Jezebel’s Lena Dunham infatuation.

Is this a shot at the Deadspin staff?

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

I’m gonna get one and mail it to Draper.