Kimbo Slice is dead.

Whoever gives him that last contract is going to be sorry...

Since everyone is giving their Howard Takes:

This is simply one of the many, many times where you expect Dwight Howard to get defensive and he doesn’t.

Am I the only person confused by Deadspin’s usage of the word “dong” this season? It hasn’t always been this way, has it?

Burn them. If you disagree then you're a rapist.

I’m shaking with rage. Nuke state college. Kill his family.

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

some people, including deadspin, are jealous of the cardinals success and refuse to accept that we are the class of baseball

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

I’ve seen more interest on defense during All Star games. Fitting ending for a man who became a parody of himself a long time ago.

There is literally no way in which kobe surpassed Jordan.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

At least they get to watch Raptors lose in the playoffs.

No one cares about her.

Nothing more Murica than beating somebody else at their own shit. Congrats ladies. No Canadian teams in the NHL playoffs either. Get your shit together Canada.

The only hitch

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?