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Well, it IS called The Phantom Limb.  I take the missing chapter we can all “feel” should be there even though it was cut off as a sort of meta meaning of that name.

So close!  Now just give me an option to buy the games outright Apple.  If I want to play Turtles in Time, sure I could go to an arcade and pump in quarter after quarter, or I could buy the SNES version.

And now we know why Fox News hates the concept of reducing heavy brain trauma in football...  They want to dumb them down to their level so they can win arguments.

There’s nothing like that sequel bait ending.  I want to know what I won’t believe Luigi.  I want to know that thing you said.

Disc rot is real. Those CDs are going to fade in time too. That’s why reverse engineering those components is so vital, so they can be perfectly replicated when the time comes.

That said, the components of those old systems have held up surprisingly well. The most likely components to fail are moving parts and

I’d be very surprised if ROB managed to kill me.  I’m pretty sure a baby could beat that robot in an arm wrestling contest.

You know what? I’m going to disagree with this article. They absolutely should NOT make any new Suikoden games. The next 108 characters in that game would be given out as random “prizes”, some during giveaway events, most by charging money for a loot box.

Then come the skins. Winter editions. “Back to school” editions,

I took a look at the “games” they’ve released recently. Ghosts and wind are the only entities that seem to care about these micro-transaction shells.

So go ahead, get pedantic about me saying “they don’t make games any more”.  You knew I didn’t mean so literally, you KNEW that.

It’s not a joke, nor is it prophecy, tis history!

As a Pachinko machine?  Keep in mind Konami doesn’t really make games any more.

A fighting game with Dragon Ball in the title? Not weird at all. This particular one? It would be a little jarring. Heck Mike Tyson being added would throw me for a loop, and he’s legit had a Nintendo game named after him AND he’s the “rival” to a character already in the Smash series.

Then again, one could make the

Batman’s been in 30. No one thinks “Ohh you mean from video james?” when they hear Batman, or Goku. They’re not known for that. Also, Goku hasn’t really been known for being in good games. The FighterZ game is probably the very first actual GOOD fighting game the character has ever been in.

Listen, I’m not like

What’s in your wallet?  The internet, now.

Well that’s just it isn’t it? Smash Bros isn’t just “an animated fighting game”, it’s one about “gaming”.  Goku’s really got nothing to do with the history of video games.  Now, once upon a time Smash was only about Nintendo’s history, and it expanded to more generally be about all of gaming history, so yes it COULD

That’s roughly the plot of Dragon Quest 5.  Give birth to the hero, BIRTH WITH PASSION!  Or get an angel to do it instantly, Akira Toriyama is like that sometimes.

I think they could have done better than Cloud anyway.  If they gave him the Hero treatment, he’d have alternate skins of Squall, Terra (with the Atma Weapon or Lightbringer), Cecil, and Warrior of Light.  The character could have simply been called “The Warrior”.

I like turtles.  They should put a turtle in the game.  My turtle.  Her name is Eggers.

*Cut to Banjo, DK, the Hero, and Luigi all sleeping at DK’s treehouse, suddenly a silhouette appears outside with a tail and big spikey hair. The crew look on confused, before the shape comes to light as- Waluigi standing in front of an Executor and Diddy Kong. The big character announcement splash comes up.*

“Too Bad,

I remember seeing a drive like that and not ever having that thought cross my mind.  I also never once thought “Wow the SNES, the graphics look just like real life it can’t get any better!”