There is no excuse for double dipping an expansion pack like this.

“Controversial”?  Seriously?  If you don’t call Xi Winnie the Poo RIGHT NOW you’re GROUNDED Kotaku!

My preferred Mario Mech:

Tetris is the one true game to be ported to all things everywhere. Doom comes close, but then Tetris did this.

I use periods.  I won’t ever stop.

I reject this.

This isn’t a riot, this is a rebellion.

About time.

Heather Mason is a weird match for Pyramid Head, you know, considering Pyramid Head is a creation of James Sunderland’s mind and has nothing at all to do with her. She’s more connected to The God of the Cult, but that boss would be a bad fit for Dead by Daylight. I mean, I get it, but not having James in here is a bit…

Get a grip.

I am absolutely convinced that this guy’s Spiral comic is just one small town’s story in the 80's cartoon Spiral Zone.

The PS4, all models, makes it very easy to upgrade your internal hard drive as well. I would recommend this over an external hookup. On paper, the USB 3.0 connection is faster than SATA 3, but there is added latency and reliability that’s introduced when your main data store is done via USB that you avoid by using the…

That’s the bar? It’s “Something to do?” Here’s my recommendation then. Pick up the Mana collection on Switch. Get Pillars of Eternity 2, the one no one actually played but is actually really good. Play Bloodbourne a 4th time.

Can’t they just... delay the game a few months?  It seems to me that’s the more humane option.

The main difference between Tiger’s handhelds and Nintendo’s Game & Watch series is that Nintendo didn’t get too ambitious like Tiger did. Game & Watch games are as simple as the display tech requires and as a result I can spend hours playing “Ball”.  Tiger’s are frustrating experiences that, while ambitious, can’t be…

Wait, Hostel’s Eli Roth? Cabin Fever’s Eli Roth? The same Eli Roth that thinks protagonists should be completely unlikable terrible people you WANT to see die?

I mean, I’m sure he’d nail the writing for Handsome Jack. And that’s it...

Randi Pitchfork made this call?  Oh, well now it all makes sense.  I’m sure he’s one…

Related to this, the biggest problem with Final Fantasy XII was the forced Shonen Jump protagonist.  They picked the wrong lead.

Fun fact: My niece was utterly terrified by the whole “turning into a pig” scene.

This continues the grand tradition of children being terrified by scenes of people magically being turned into pigs. I myself was scarred by Willow.

Wait what?  Star Trek?

Tetris is on literally everything. If it exists, you can get a version of Tetris for it.

Did I just see The Batman Who Laughs in there?