Jesus, this. I like how the winter turns every fucking blogger into an immunologist and epidemiologist with a PhD from the University of Listicle.

A “how to avoid getting sick” article and no mention of washing your hands? Yikes.

Mueller’s gone too far!!

YELLOW CARD! HOW IS THIS NOT A YELLOW CARD?

Is there a different place to put your jack sock?

Yea he’s clearly an idiot. Pile on the sexual assault allegations and that’s a big ol’ pile of nope.

So what does it mean for the 4 year, $11m contract he signed in 2015?

Green Kid Whackers

I’m a groomsman at a wedding in the city I live in. I’m also having a few friends from out of town who are attending the wedding stay at my apartment. Do I have to go to the official wedding brunch after? I would much prefer to take my friends out show them around my city instead.

Have you ever had a fart so disgusting that you simultaneously were on the cusp of nausea but wanted to do it again out of the sheer wonder and amazement of it all?

They also (allegedly) trashed their plane on their flight back to NY. http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/01/09/new-york-giants-trash-airplane/

Why do you have a (usually bad) take on Every. Damn. Thing.?

john Fox

I only know how to pronounce his name because of Blitz N64

Because brewing with hot water brings more acids and a different concentration of essential oils that aren’t readily accessible by the human palate when hot. But when it gets cold, you can taste the bitter, gross flavors and then want to kill yourself. So just brew it cold, ya dig???

The crash of TWA 800.

Colon was drafted in 1993. It is now 2016. Colon still uses a translator?

Moved from Chicago to Los Angeles. Seriously. Ok — it’s not why I moved but it cured my seasonal allergies.

It was a smart comment. You used French. And italicized it. If you would have used Helvetica this would have been the the European Union of Deadspin comments. Fucking beyond impressive.