Hey. It’d be great if I didn’t have to scroll past 1,000 gifs. My phone is completely overloaded, and that amount of gifs was entirely unnecessary.

I think if you didn’t read the other article I’m talking about, my comment makes no sense.

When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.

Jesus, can we get a mod here please?

It’s exhausting, I imagine, but what can he do? He didn’t choose the troll life, the troll life chose him.

Again, if someone stole $1000 - $3000 from you, I doubt you would be really gung-ho with someone telling you to get over it because “life goes on.”

Or when does he become a liability to her? One of my theories is that she’ll marry him to gain control of the Vale and their army then push him out the moon door. I doubt anyone would mind.

I need the meme if she had dragons this show would have ended seasons ago.

“No need to seize the last word; I’ll assume it was something clever.”

LOVE.

Obviously the Red Keep has no mirrors, look at that fucking haircut. It’s been like 2 seasons now, I think we can believe it’d have grown out by now.

This season is really just going to be Jaime looking miserable as he realises how fucked up Cersei is.

I don’t think we should be criticizing women who spend what they want on their wedding. Personally, I don’t get it myself but I spend in other, equally silly ways. The point is, many women were left in the lurch and potentially out thousands of dollars. Regardless of how you personally feel about wedding dresses, do…

Well fortunately most brides tend to be relaxed and easygoing when it comes to their wedding dresses.

My thoughts exactly. I’ve lived “open concept” my whole life. One foot in the living room, one foot in the kitchen, two steps from my bedroom. All of the cooking and living smells circulate. Give me a classy house where every activity is cut off from the other ones. I would like privacy.

Whitney Houston was boring as hell before 1992, though. I mean I’m sure she was a blast to hang out with. But her public image?

It’ll take a long long loooong while for standard USB connectors to die.

All of these things look very fun, and eminently survivable. Look how much fun you can have without putting your life on the line!

I think you’ll be shocked how many stupid incidents like this are perpetrated by sober people. On average people are kind of dumb. It’s human nature (completely idiotic but still a trait of the species) to look at an event known to be dangerous and say “that won’t happen to me” usually with some dumb justification…

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

I am 100% a Miss Marple girl. However I’ve read it all and always appreciated that Poirot is ridiculous as he wants to be. In one of the books he essentially says in essence (not quoting) “I know Englishmen don’t like my small, dark foreign looks and my effeminate manners and style. That’s why I do it. They…