In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

I think that the answer is that there may be NO reason to link this to Josh Gad, and that Sam Barsanti had a paragraph most would find mildly interesting, that he instantly stretched into three, complete with clickbait that people will click on for the drama.

We’ll start at low-cheese and move up:

“One feature I would love to see on intermittent wipers is a “tap tempo” feature like many guitar delay and modulation pedals now have. It would use a momentary switch - tap it once and release, tap it again and release and the time between those two taps would be the wiper interval.”

I once almost got my ass beat after I called an associate’s MC a bunch of leather men with gas-powered vibrators.

I knew Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. was fake I still had to google it to make sure.

To be fair, the pilot for Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. showed a lot of promise.

Narrowly missing their “six-ish years” deadline for the next season, Adult Swim unfortunately had no choice but to cancel them and replace them with a show drawn in crayon about a talking blunt who rides a motorcycle made of turds

A truly enlightening idea. They really used their head(light)s. 

Brilliant solution!

This makes me wonder what would happen if I drove my old ex-Forest Service truck into a national park... Would everyone suddenly pick up their litter and extinguish their campfires?

As my user name might suggest, I previously owned a 2004 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor.

$800 is an absolute steal, and I like the A4 wheels on it too!  Congrats!

I’m a huge B5 Passat wagon fan. I owned one for 4ish years. I loved it. I always wanted a W8. But to be honest, if you just want performance and less pain in the ass, find a 1.8T 4Motion and go to someone like APR. It’s much lighter and you can get higher power numbers without much trouble. Maintenance is still a…

Clearly whoever made the rhyme, did the crime

Has Hyundai tried explaining to the owners “whoever smelt it, dealt it?”

Race, and racism - explicit and hidden - is a part of everything. Including automotive culture. If you can’t see that, or don’t want to believe that, you’re a part of the problem

Remote controlled as well. Everything on these cars was replaced with new so they were safe and drove (and stopped) The remote (stunt) driver controlled everything with hydraulics from his perch.

Department of Environmental Quality 

You said, “And because it’s lower to the ground than most modern cars and SUVs, you feel instantly more connected to the road.” Did you in fact mean it was “grounded to the ground”?