Problem is you could get a used leaf for not much more.

OK, I feel like I have to make a confession here. While I love cars, I fucking hate car ownership. Every single aspect seems purposefully designed to suck the life and enjoyment out of it. Buying a car is a huge pain, with shady dealerships, hard-salesmanship from “the finance guy”, pre-optioned models and locked-in…

Maybe they just need one more customer satisfaction survey.

I do the hot dog thing, of course.

Hulk Hogan shows up driving, I dunno, lets say a Model A hot rod, to lead the team against the villains. Vince McMahon is the quasi-mysterious wealthy financier behind the good team, whose goal is to take down the bad street racing gang. Half way through, it turns out that Hulk Hogan is actually the mysterious leader…

In N. Korea, the “training requirements” are: you’ll run in step, or we’ll execute every member of your family until you get it right.

I couldn’t become a full-timer! I’m still in school!

The Town Car needed two new cats and a top-end rebuild. Swapped it (+$300) for a Purple Mazda 3 with a cracked windshield and a check engine light. Straight traded that for a 1995 Miata with an aftermarket teal-black two-tone paint scheme. Adjusted the parking brake and now everything works! Went from a terrible,…

The point Jalopnik is often making isn’t about the actual cars they make, it’s about the business practices which are shady as hell. GM or Ford would get decinated by shareholders if they missed estimates like this or if they kept lying about production capacity or if they consistently violated safety regulations like…

I don’t think it’s the company or it’s products that engender such vitriol. It’s the man. He rubs people the wrong way. He’s so full of himself, and some people would like to see him fall flat on his face. 

I personally wont buy it unless it has 371 miles.... 

Haha you’re going to quibble over 30 miles? I’m sure it has nothing to do with the $88,000 price tag.

Jesus christ how do you get through life being so offended by shit that actually does NOTHING to harn you? Holy shit. A repair tech even dial a number on your phone without you losing your shit. 

BUT THEY USED IT FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL ERRAND!!!! YOU MUST BE OUTRAGED!

*Nissan gives 100,000 Euros*

just dip it in a big vat of rice...

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

$2.2 million for an SUV without whale penis leather upholstery?  No f’in way, bro!

Black Wheels Lookin’ Bro. FFS I wish that trend would frickin die already.