That’s awesome. Maybe a little “look at me” but douchy is a bridge too far for someone who isn’t boring.

My kid Garrett would totally eat his lunch.

Or something...

From my experience, as long as the dash isn’t made of coil packs, window regulators and MAFs, it will be fine.

10/10 Would daily.

The biggest surprise here is that I totally would have pegged you for an Android Auto user over CarPlay. Or maybe some sort of Hot Dogs wired in series to produce mildly pleasing humming sounds.

Snitches get ditches.

Still not enough to outrun its homely looks. 

I had a 97 Jetta GT as well that was wrecked by a drunk driver. (thankfully no one in the car) The driver’s insurance provided rental car was a Neon. It was so bad I returned it after 2 days. I literally preferred to have no car over that crap pile.

I’m anxiously awaiting all of your high brow puns.

Watt is going through this guy’s head? This sort of thing really gets me amped up.

The type of person who buys a car limited to 1112mph probably doesn’t need a car limited to 112mph.

Tim approves this COTD.

Please tell me she had to travel uphill both ways.

Or you listened to Rage Against the Machine when compact discs were a thing

It has nothing to do with physics, that’s just ego closing the gap.

Surely you can’t be serious.

That’s definitely a new definition of a  track car.