All pay heed, now enters his burnout-ness, Torquemada, the grand fire chicken of the seventies.

“Smile now... cry later.”

Inefficient sure, but as long as you don’t get hung up on the provably optimal result you can come up with reasonable results using heuristics. UPS manages to do something similar solving the problem of which truck to deliver which package.

They are pretty common here even with their funkiness. I saw one drive by in the same color and everything as the lede image right as I pulled up this article.

I’m not saying this car is worth $28k, but I’m pretty sure I could get $28k worth of fun out of it.

This works for me like most all of the time in Forza. Guy should just rewind.

He says in the ad the engine is worth $2500 alone. After you add in the trans, rest of the car and bleach, I estimate it’s worth about $2500 for the whole deal.

The XL1 was at least road legal in the EU and used cameras in lieu of a rear window and side mirrors.

In some weird sort of NPOCP happenstance, this is actually a mash up of my first two cars, a Subaru GL and air cooled beetle, both red. I owned them both concurrently for some time. The Subaru was the parts runner while the Beetle was the car I desperately tried to keep alive as an amateur mechanic. You’ve got to…

You laugh but they are a major upgrade. The R32 wipers are the flexible aero style that are about a thousand time less squeaky and streaky than the stock ones, roughly.

Are you sure you’re not just poling our legs?

I’ve pretty much trained my bowels around NPOCP’s 2pm Euro delivery.

They used to have wax in the doors for some reason that I forget. In warm weather the wax would leak out for maximum crayon smell. And pain in the ass detailing.

Especially those with an aftermarket sunroof.

I can't wait for this trend to no longer be called murdered out. That would be an excellent start.

I was having a hard time believing that ride height and those wheels. Google reveals some handy Photoshopping at work.

I really want to know what the secret fix is they proposed to CARB / EPA. What is it? Why is it so secret? You're driving me nuts VW.

I'd really like to know how many jelly beans it holds.

Given the recent bought of commercials, I assume Toyota considers their "all new" face lifted Corolla God's gift to driving fun. I'd put my money on another bland mobile with an overzealous press release.

Or completely fantastic.