Just called the committee and the staffer interrupted me to say that the chairman is not threatening to shut down the OGE.

It was an amazing coincidence that the death of the prohibition on selling out coincided exactly with the moment that selling records ceased to be profitable.

I would like Jezebel to post a video of Marco Rubio laying into Rex Tillerson about Russia and Vladimir Putin being a war criminal. Here it is. It’s excellent:

I’m honestly shocked that of all of the human beings in the world, all the good people doing comedy, he was the pick to take over for Jon Stewart. The man has no comedic timing, no charisma, no particularly compelling worldview, and he seems to, as a professional comedian and comedy writer, also be completely unable…

I feel the bigger story is Steve Harvey once again showing his racist misogynistic ass here. That should have been the headline. Fuck that guy. In the Trump era, racist bullshit needs to be called out more often.

“I understand what Meryl Streep was trying to do,” said Noah, “and I don’t know if I could have done better, but here’s the thing I feel like we could all learn as people. You don’t have to make your point by shitting on someone else’s thing, because a lot of people love football and the arts.”

Operation Rescue = Christian terrorism.

Monkey Rape Apologists

It’s a word with a very specific meaning that “excuse” lacks. It was created for clarity of communication.

“Kim K 17" will be the name of a band sooner or later.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

Nouns in Spanish have gender. This is simply how the language works. It isn’t specifying female or male unless that’s what you are discussing.

Who started this ridiculous trend of spelling Latino with an X? Please stop doing this guys.

Did you notice Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson faces? 😖

Read the comments on an article posted on Facebook. Some mirror exactly that, and others - I can’t believe I’m forced to type this - were saying he didn’t mock the reporter’sdisability, he was talking with his hands. Or he wasn’t mocking his disability just the reporter. FFS, I lost brain cells. If you mock a person…

She looks great. Still can’t act! #fightme

Considering that this dig is aimed at a man who used the non-word “unpresidented” in a tweet, I find the inaccurate Google translation highly appropriate.

I doubt that any of these artists have long, multi-year contracts for Coachella.