I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

I want to believe this.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

Unfortunately, there is a fairly good chance that the EO withstands legal challenges, or at least, that significant portions of it do, such as the ban on refugees and the ban on nonimmigrants. There is over a century of authority saying that the President has near-unlimited authority to determine who can and cannot…

Seriously! I watched “this is 40" a while back and it was a good movie, but the best thing about it was the gag reel at the end where she goes off ad-libbing for about two minutes, everyone around her is losing it and she totally stays in character. She’s amazing.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

his language skills, his temperament, his intelligence, his context...none of these things make him even remotely fit to be the leader of this country, yet 60+ million people thought change for change’s sake was the right way to reboot and fix the just horrific horrific predicament we had managed to get ourselves into…

As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

I’m ready for Sebastian Stan as Jeff Gillooly to give me confusing sexual urges.

During that period in the 90's when he was really getting raked over the coals for being a bad actor, he told an interviewer that he knew he wasn’t very good, but if studios wanted to pay him millions, it seemed stupid to turn them down. Also, he gave a huge percentage of his Matrix salary to the SFX and stunt crew…

Johnny Depp looks like a gigantic shrunken head (I know what I said).

Yup. I also think it’s especially poignant that they’re bodegas — aka, one of the quintessential New York City institutions, and a symbol of the city’s long-standing cultural diversity and embrace of immigrants.

He actually got busted using Gildan blanks (cheapest shirts you can get and awful quality) and not removing the tags.

“Kanye knows he is a media sensation..”

Kanye is spending the next two weeks frantically throwing his latest “designs” into a dirt pit to ensure that they looked “lived in”. His “design work” is lacking in any originality, and he loses money every time because no one wants to buy his collections. They are ugly clothes produced without any standards of…

Oh, I’ve been around, Barry. In fact, once I was paid 20,000 rubles to piss on some fat American asshole in a hotel suite.

“Make America great... make America great... make America great... makeAmericagreatmakeAmericagreat... STORMFROOOOOOOOONT!!!”

Breitbart is a fanfiction section

It’s lunchtime you asshole.