I’m far too lazy to wear this type of underwear.

1904, yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn. hit me up with a house that isn’t trying so hard to look old. 8)

Thank God this is on the docket and being heard before whatever batshit-crazy-flag-humping troglodyte former Goldman Sachs ass-monkey Trump appoints is seated on the court.

Girl is so thirsty these days.

I wrote a comment on her before that it’s a form of soft sexism that ivanka, kellyanne and even melania get a pass. Why not Eric, Donald jr and bannon? Anyone that’s part of this shitshow is soulless.

I love Mckinnon, but Conway could be better played by an aging heavy metal dude, in heels. There is a blonde one in particular who comes to mind, but his name escapes me.

2 things.

I really think it’s important for people to hear first hand experiences because it demystifies it and hopefully takes away from the stigma.

Even though you’re right, Kim had years of overwhelming evidence to learn exactly the type of man Kanye is... an unstable narcissist with delusions of grandeur. And she decided that she LIKED that in a person. This is going to be one hell of a life lesson on character for her.

Have you ever seen Amy Schumer and Tom Hanks in the same place at the same time?

The Satanic Temple doesn’t do much actual devil-worship, so far as I know. Follow this link for more about what they actually believe.

#IMWITHluciFER

God bless the Satanists.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Regina George is at least funny.

For the record, did anyone follow up with “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Historically, the Democrats were the party of slaveholders and the Republicans were founded as a progressive abolitionist party, but ignoring more than a century of events and position adjustments is foolish in both cases.

“I don’t understand any of this, but I’m going to comment anyway! Here’s my hot take!”