BET award

i like beyonce (have forever, saw destiny’s child in concert three times as a kid) but is anyone else totally exhausted by stan culture? the internet acting like she is the greatest thing in the history of the world and completely above reproach tires me out(the amount of ‘woke’ people i saw defending her for that…

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

She was able to fit people into meat pies so...

A Georgian family ( the nation, not the state) moved into our building on our floor and our two young families became close via the friendship of our respective 4 year old sons. I worked from home and the father of the Georgian family was a cardiologist in Europe and was studying to be a doctor here. He and I dropped…

Exactly, nothing says togetherness like eternal suffering!

Ha ha! Like Zombie Holocaust! Funniest movie ever! I left with a song in my heart!

I’d love that, because that would mean he would get TF out of my state. Go Deborah Ross!

Plenty of people hate pickles. I get it. Vinegar is a powerful thing. My last boyfriend hated them and it worked out great for me. Any time he’d get a Bloody Mary or a sandwich when we were out to eat, I’d get his pickles!

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“I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever?’”

I’m such a stupid man bitch.

Last time a Kardashian displayed her ring party on Insta, things happened.

omg I wonder what ice cream Jonathan Cheban I got, I bet it was so good. He probably looked at the menu and just knew from reading the words that his ice cream would taste so super good. I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Kim did not get the rock shrimp.

I don’t think most people point out the fact that the only office Stein has been elected to was as a member of a local legislative body for relatively small town. Seriously... what is she going to do as President? Dear god. 

I really like the idea of a functioning third party, but at the moment we don’t even have two.

I know a guy who works in Hollywood films who used to let Brad Pitt bum a smoke off him daily and who said “hey brad, you’ve bummed a smoke off me daily and you’re made of money, could you maybe buy me a pack or something?” And Pitt never did. So if that’s my one true life story about brad Pitt (dude also mentioned…

You really can’t fix stupid.

That’s a beautiful statement. Hopefully the fact that she put a human face on the people being threatened stops the hate.