And now, your Friday feels:

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

It’s not about “black people don’t have money” - it’s that currently, countries that are majority black are not having the same middle-class boom that is currently still ongoing in parts of Asia. This middle class boom allowed a huge number of people in these countries to achieve aspirational social status, and as…

Yeah this is a clear description of homegeneity. I’m glad to see more models of different colors getting work, but in reporting on this, words mean things.

So this was the big “evidence” Pence was bragging about this morning to absolve Trump?

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

Billy Bush reminds me of that little dog that used to egg “Spike” on in his torment of Sylvester.

As emotionally rolling it was beating myself up for getting pregnant in the first place, the decision to abort remains the single most responsible and well made decision I have ever made. If I hadn’t done it I’d be forever tied to an abusive felon who would’ve ruined my life and that of the baby we would’ve had. And…

I doubt most women suddenly start considering abortion as a potential choice after they found out they’re pregnant. Abortion likely became a consideration as soon as they became sexually active, at least as a thought experiment.

I love it.

Legally Bland

That letter is a fucking 10, nailed the landing.

So we’re all ready to admit this guy’s solo career was half-baked at best and a total disaster at worst, right? He’s clearly had a ton of smoke blown up his ass about how his talents were being wasted on One Direction and how he could make it on his own, and he bought into his own hype. It just seems like he wanted to…

Aside from this being totally inappropriate and rude, it is also correct..........

charming personality

That happened to my friend’s dog too! She was way too calm about it happening.

Oh my fucking God. This basically articulates why their eyes make me uncomfortable. I didn’t know that could for reals happen tho.

OH! This sounds like a terrible and familiar story that I’m pretty certain I tried very hard to purge from my memory.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments: