“Gentlemen, you’ve all worked very hard. And in a way, you’re all winners.
Inspectah Deck of the Scotland Yard
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Nobody around here trims their trees with the vertically gifted in mind. I complained last winter about branches reaching out and grabbing the hat off my head while I tried to duck under.
He is both a little bit taller, and has a girl who looks good so he can call her. We have not yet established if he is also a baller.
That’s why he should just find a tattoo artist who does good cover-up work, I bet you could change that one on his face to “68"* without too much trouble. Then no one will be the wiser!
Wait a minute, Shooter McGavin was Christopher McDonald*, I have no idea who this Mulvihill character is.
I eat it last, to freshen my breath after the meal.
I first encountered that one from the Neko Case cover. At first, I thought it was “never turn your back” in the sense of don’t forsake mother Earth. It was only later that I realized there was another way that could be intended, that you should never turn your back in the sense of never letting your guard down or…
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Happy birthday, Bruce.
“Sure, we’re a planet-destroying empire sending stormtroopers to do our evil bidding, but on the other hand, Princess Leia has her hair in buns, so who’s more like the Nazis in this situation?”
No, sable- while it’s not an actual thing, by GBND’s own admission, the sable-toothed werewolf is a mythical beast native to the Rocky Mountains that has a small family of mustelidae* living inside its mouth. Having no dentition of its own**, the fearsome sable-toothed werewolf opens its jaws so the sables can nip its…
“Just a friendly suggestion from a guy who understands the fairer sex about as well as quantum physics.”
“Aurora borealis!? At this time of the year, in this part of the country, and localized entirely [outside your window]?”
Wow, what a Nightmare*
Clearly the solution is to listen to artists who don’t have an album or song titled “Bone Machine”.
According to the current ICC T20 rankings, nobody is capable of dunking on Pakistan, currently the world’s top-rated cricket -stan.
I would be more content with it if there were an equal number co-opting villains, ideally by shaving their heads and then wearing a curly wig over it, like Gene Hackman is Lex Luthor.
Like, you don’t have to license soccer from FIFA in order to include it in the Olympics. How do you decide which fighting games get chosen for people to compete in?
I finally tried Genny Cream for the first time in my early 20's (slightly past the college days when Keystone Light was acceptable) and it wasn’t nearly as terrible as it reputation had led me to believe.
Easy, first become a ref for regular kids, and then teach them to be shitty by example. I think they make you buy the whistle.