I feel like it’s funnier if it refers to Scorpio, and that Homer is chuckling reminiscing about something that happened literally seconds ago.

It’s kind of an interesting comparison to Max, who over several movies comes in to save the day, then just fucks off to who-knows-where until the next sequel- this seems like it would be a possible continuation for him if he had stuck around at the end of the Road Warrior or Beyond Thunderdome, and maybe the…

Although that kind of lets Ivanka off the hook. She may not be as defective as her father, but she seems happy to enable him for the advancement of herself and her husband.

What a coincidence, I just made this for the first time over the weekend using a recipe I found on a different blog. Came together pretty quickly and easily, definitely one I’ll try again.

It simultaneously means he’s free to say whatever the hell he feels like, but also that other people are somehow not free to criticize the things he says if they’re dumb or factually incorrect.

Werner Herzog can catch a pikachu with his bare hands.

“This was a pretty dumb, one-note gag stretched on way past its breaking point.”

Jon Bois also did a good deep dive into this on his YouTube channel here. What I recall was that St. Louis wasn’t their first choice- the games had been awarded to Chicago, but then St. Louis, which was hosting a world’s fair that year, threatened to have their own sporting event with blackjack and hookers unless they…

So I’m coming in six weeks late, catching up via a free trial of CBS All Access during quarantine, but I want to read a bunch of symbolism into Maddox baking cookies as a parallel for his work in cybernetics. In Dahj and Soji, we’re told he’s made biological artificial life- my impression so far is that they’re at…

I took “yet” more as “It can’t speak English, [but in spite of this handicap*] can run over 60 mph”.

I’m holding out hope that this is some Mr. Brainwash in Exit Through the Gift Shop type stunt and no one is actually this dumb.

No hard rule, you just snort derisively at the guy who feels he can’t win without that advantage. React like if you were bowling and your friend insisted on playing with bumpers as a grown-ass man.

“Bless his heart.”

My great-grandmother used to do a variation on this that she called a “ham roll”, where you rolled the biscuit dough out in a thick sheet, and spread it with mustard and chipped ham. Roll it up like a Swiss roll and slice it into pinwheels, then bake it. This was a tradition every year after Easter and Christmas, I’ll…

Europe spent a couple hundred years telling their religious wackos and misfit toys, “You’re unhappy here? Just fuck off to America, then.” and now they’re wondering how our country got so damn crazy.

I’ve been doing more pescetarian and vegetarian stuff lately too, and I like being able to bring some variety to that with some of the different kinds of beans. While $6 /lb may be expensive for beans, when I consider what it’s replacing, it’s a better bargain than beef, and probably most chicken and pork too once you…

Maybe a few exceptions. My brother and I still joke about our mother/step-father’s wedding when our twelve-year-old cousin got cut off by the bartender after his sixth Shirley Temple.

Just popping in to say I haven’t heard of this guy in at least fifteen years, when someone had to repeat his name three times because I thought they said Castor Troy like Nic Cage in Face Off.

Now I’m picturing Lando dressed like Andre 3000*, “Hey fellas, what’s cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!” (Flips switch, steam rises from carbonite chamber)

If you can make me laugh and call me a pretty, pretty princess, I’m yours.