Do they use the chainsaw all willy-nilly, or do they at least use it to fuck the Heathers reboot gently?

I like the meteor in this round, but how will it match up against Cole and Verlander when it advances to the ALCS?

I maintain Rockwell already played Bush in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Jake Blues had the right idea.

I guess you have to factor in that the full weight of the chicken is not edible- you’ve got some bones, and possibly giblets if you’re buying a whole chicken for roasting or frying yourself. I think the rotisserie ones skew smaller, too. I generally see raw, whole chickens ranging from ~4 lbs fryers to ~6-7 lbs…

Now I want someone to photoshop a plastic Fisher-Price guitar* with a Woody-Guthrie-style “This Machine Kills Fascists” sticker.

Ironically, Chris Davis leads Khris Davis in K’s.

There was one bit they did, “The Man Who Would Be King of Popes”, that’s a good send-up of Peter O’Toole in Beckett and The Lion in Winter, with Catherine O’Hara doing a Katherine Hepburn bit about how she loves kings and popes and callalilys. It just seemed like a silly word to end it on until I saw Hepburn in Stage…

If Louisiana congressman Robert Broussard had had his way, we’d all be eating ‘swamp cow bacon’.

Seeing as Brett Kavanaugh’s senior yearbook quote has come under scrutiny, this seems the appropriate place to admit mine was, “We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

When I heard “Tunisian Death Drink” in conjunction with Star Wars, I assumed it would have been while they were filming Tattooine scenes.

Didn’t George Harrison and one or two of the Pink Floyds go on to finance later Python projects? (Wiki says Harrison’s HandMade Films funded Life of Brian, can’t find a citation for Roger Waters or anyone else contributing.) In retrospect, Idle cozying up to rock stars was a long term boon for them as a group.

Well sure, but who wants to eat crow?

And when Carl Sagan makes an apple pie ‘from scratch’, he really means it.

Cows may be pretty dumb (pigs are supposed to be somewhat smarter?) but there’s a reason ‘bird brain’ caught on as an insult.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

I’m probably closer to giving up eating mammals, knowing full well that they are tastier than birds. (Duck is delicious, but too infrequent to compensate for the advantage of pork and beef over chicken and turkey.) But they’re also cuter than birds. I was walking through the countryside on vacation, passing near…

But it does nothing to embiggen the set of words I can play.

I missed the first season, I assumed she was sentenced to be Frasier’s butler maid by a judge.

Grateful when they’re Dead accurately sums up my feelings towards dirtbag rich prep school types of Kavanaugh’s generation.