If someone sucks at comedy but thinks they’re great, it might be best to tell them. But if someone sucks at poker and thinks they’re great, everyone who’s good at poker will keep their mouths shut and bleed ‘em dry.

As he ages and the risk of adult diabetes increases, he should probably be concerned with this sweetness, even if it is not concerned with him.

“See, and Hitler never cheated on his wife, therefore he has much more in common with Obama than Trump!”

Let’s not let this quibbling over spelling Divide Us.

STILL LOVE U HOMAR

“It was called O’Doul’s, until Dick Cheney closed us down for being too cruel.”

Maybe just California. It’ll be like Of Mice and Men, but they’re both Lennie.

Point taken. I probably should have stopped with the shallow joke of ‘Orangemen’, instead of disparaging an actual school or accidentally giving Trump U 50x more credit than they deserve.

Who’s the closest thing to that? Syracuse Orangemen? Vanderbilt Commodores? While Cornelius Vanderbilt’s $100 billion inflation-adjusted fortune makes him far wealthier than Donald, the Wikipedia quote, “Contemporaries, too, often hated or feared Vanderbilt or at least considered him an unmannered brute.” seems to make…

“If he ain’t Mojo Nixon, then your Toad could use some fixin’”

Ice T: Somebody must have really had it in for this Chicken Man. They blew him up near Philly last night. They even blew up his house, too.

“Once I marry the Dairy Queen and seal the alliance between our kingdoms, our united armies will crush you like a bug, clown!”

Who?

The ghost guy is now unbreakable? He’s alive, dammit? It’s a miracle!

I mean, do those people think Lauchpad McQuack stepped through an interdimensional portal? The same character was on both shows, ergo both are in the same universe, like how Steve Urkel united Family Matters and Full House, or John Munch tied together The X-Files and Sesame Street.

Plausible deniability. They could claim they were referring to them as studs not in the sense of breeding racehorses, but a stud in the sense of a structural element supporting the walls of the house (The sports team is the house in this analogy.)

Also would be kind of awkward casting a teutonic strongman as a Holocaust survivor.

I like the line Wolverine gives him, something like, “If you were really so damn heroic, it’d be you in there.”

Though to be fair, all of the Eagles’ awfulness can’t be laid at the feet of one member. At worst, you distribute that over all Eagles equally, but you can even give Joe an additional bump for not being Worst Eagle Don Henley. I’ll go to bat for some of his extra-Aquiline musical endeavors, like the James Gang or that …

Is “functioning alcoholic” characterization, or just assumed for the 1960's?