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Inspectah Deck of the Scotland Yard
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“Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I’m softspoken

Unless you’re buying ad space, you’re not their consumer. You’re what they’re selling.

Ghosts? I thought they were Too Tough To Die.

But he is vulnerable to paper.

Forget the physics, I’m more taken aback at their claim of “original concept film” for what’s basically “What if Die Hard on fire?”

Mine is Grace Park, so long as we’re on the subject of artificial humans.

I ship her and the guy who wrote Rappin’ Jake Sisko.

I tell everyone (in my life) “No, Children” is my favorite song by The Mountain? Goats.

Every instance of “as she told Babe” made me imagine telling her story to the talking pig.

“Oh no, my face! I’m not supposed to get boots in it!”

We’re imprisoned in the Grand Budapest Hotel for some reason!

I imagine he listens to four people shouting bullshit over each other at once, like Data on Star Trek used to do.

Spending several months method acting as Dick Cheney would give me a pretty dim view of old white dudes in charge too.

As Kermit the Frog explains in Muppet Christmas Carol, “If you please sir, why open the office tomorrow? Other businesses will be closed; there’ll be no one to do business with. It’ll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire!”

Yep, only heed this if you’re Larry Flynt or Paul Newman.

Still a lower body count than most games of Monopoly.

President Comacho would be about ten thousand steps up from where we are now. At least he was open to someone else’s scientific expertise.

“Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!”

He was a Jehovah’s Witness, they don’t do the Christmas thing.

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“Put a quarter in your ass ‘cause you played yourself”