You slayed me with the CAT.

Well done! This guy sounds like a next level narcissist. And a truly terrible date. Of course he wouldn’t just let it go and tried to ruin your career as well.

#inMemorian

“The All-Knowing Cartographer”is clearly his personal trainer, I mean, it’s right there with the “sculpting” and what not.

The kid took the picture I think, but your point stands ...

Tilda wouldn’t have been caught dead in that dress let alone be photographed in it. There isn’t even a statement shoulder!

How long has he been on this manic high you’ve diagnosed him with then? Because it’s seems pretty never-ending ...

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head there ...

Women should only be there to prop up men’s egoes - if not by outright flattery then by being available to insult thus making the men feel big in comparison. Business as usual.

Where is Falcor when you need him?

Gaga would have worn real bills. Or gold bars. Be like Gaga, Kim.

That stood out at me too. She truly is the everywoman.

I hope whatever prenup she ends up getting is airtight.¨

Well, exactly. It’s hardly Goop’s fault that America hates mothers and loves a pill solution. Rest, gentle exercise and and a tailored diet probably should be what the doctored ordered in most cases.

While I perfectly understand bringing a baby kangaroo to the top of the Empire State Building, someone has to explain the snake and the emu chick to me ...

He just doesn’t strike me as an “International Workers” type of guy ... But maybe he attended a nice pagan Walpurgis celebration?

Is he .. is Cheetolini trying to brush off his security detail? God he dumb.

That was a good dog. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

“Christiano Ronaldo” international airport on Madeira wants in on the action too. Bananas cross winds on a single short runway, suspended on pylons inbetween the sea and a highway. :[]