Any media outlet turning up is complicit. He’s only doing these things for “the look”.

I have been wearing a veil and staring dreamily into the middle-distance ever since I read that delightful write-up.

You’re really hitting on the head. That they can’t see past the end of their own infectious noses at a time like this really tells you all you need to know about them.

Listen to Michael, though (even though he films in portrait):

Like true mobsters, they trust La Familia over any of those pesky “experts”.

Maybe they can take down Joan while they’re at it. She doesn’t exactly add value around here.

‘Tis monstrous in deed. I feel that the designer should have been named and shamed for dressing these women like gaudy 80's curtains.

The Guardian trashed it in Elliot’s own verse format. <3

There were never enough of us to rock the vote in any direction. Gen X was the smallest generation as the boomers never had enough children to match their own enormous numbers.

Fellow Scandinavian co-signing this a normal and fine.

The A in Melania stands for aldritch.

Yep. There’ll be fierce storms and heavy rainfall through most of the North Atlantic/ North Sea at this point. We’ve just had a couple of cruise ships port in the town I live in, and the their frozen, seasick, bedraggled denizens have been moping around town, a sorry sight to behold. :(

The Nile cruises are absolutely genius for the same reasons + warmer weather. Seriously, nobody does tourism like the Egyptians. They’ve been doing for 3000 years.

I totally thought that was the joke too. Baby-pan using their definition of bisexuality to soap box?

Excuse me, but how could you leave this 90's one hit wonder of the list? It’s literally made for this.

Team fact, usually.

I guess you’re posting that to show that he left out the line “I made that bitch famous”? Which is the part that really any woman would have a problem with ...

The polar whiteness of their bleached teeth aren’t helping. Nor are their bad beardlike rashes on their lower faces.

I also question whether Elton John was, indeed, A Rocket Man.

What he said: