Effing Effingham.

I’m going to “well-actually” you here, because Joe and the Juice are Danish*. You can tell by the way the bartenders insist on awkwardly flirting with all and every female patron while they flatten your sandwiches for you.

I’m just surprised there’re any women staffers left for him to have an effect on ...

Also, dibs on”Gasoline Stilettos” for a band name.

He definitely wasn’t trying to kill himself. He didn’t flood the boat until another ship was within easy waving distance. Trying to obscure the crime scene most likely ...

Lets get real - none of these sit-out people have any idea of what constitutes foreplay.

He was part of Copenhagen Suborbitals, so he’s a rocket inventor and submarine builder. He was kind of a media personality ahead of this, usually known as “Rocket-Madsen”. The other partners in Suborbitals bought him out a while ago though ... He got the submarine as part of the deal.

The court also found Madsen guilty of sexual assault and desecrating a corpse.

Can we get a stilletto version of those roller-sneakers so we can drift hauntingly through rooms in style?

Chicken bones are a key look this summer.

I would have banged him like a screen door when I was 15 and that was 90's Bowie - not even the glory that was Ziggy that Maddox made it with. Please don’t pretend that 15 year olds don’t have a sexuality. It makes you sound very puritan.

Lucky! Meanwhile I’m signing petitions left and right to get it to come to Scandinavia!

I realize anti-French sentiment comes as natural as high tea to the English but it’s still a little jarring, seeing it in the wild. “Fucked over” is not quite the same as #2dead2fight

And even then we got fucked over by the French and forced to leave all our equipment in France.

I’m thinking at least 1,5% are bloggers and journalists cruising for lulz ...

I think Sally Field is just the tip of the iceberg. Every mother-of-gay will be attempting to fit them up with America’s sweetheart, Adam Rippon. His dance card will be FULL.

HIS HANDS ARE TOO SMALL to hold onto a decent job. :(

We don’t get much info on the Russian brexit-trolls. Do you really think they could be pulling for Corbyn too? He just always seemed like a Kinnock 2.0 to me, nothing much for a 5th column to latch on to. As in, he’s willing to work across the center -and that sort of character is the last thing the disruptionists…

1: their myopic gender-essentialism doesn’t allow them to believe that anyone born with xx-chromosomes could ever take an active role sexually and 2: Are we sure they know about trans men?

How can we get those two kids together? Theroulina FTW! The National Enquirer would just literally implode.